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DUDE, IT'S NOON.
YEAR OF THE SERPENT.
GOOD MORNING BEJING.
SIGH, BAD BOYS ARE
ALWAYS GET THE GIRL.
NRA MEANS NO RIFLES
ARE ALLOWED.
VAMPIRE'SFACEBOOK PAGE.
WATCH OUT HUMAN ARE
FALLING DOWN TO OUR PLANET.
SHIH, MOM PUT A
CURFEW ON ME TOO.
WE HAVE ONLY ONE BOY,
THIS ONE IS A CLONE.
NOT SO FAST, WE'VE JUST P
AID OUR TAXES.
IS SAT STANDS FOR SILLY
ADMISSION TEST?
WOOFER IS BEFRIENDING
ZUCKERBERG'S DOG, BEAST.
THAT'S THE BEST DICTOR YOU CAN GET UNDER HMO.
Wife: Today is Father's Day,
I'll take the kids out so you'll have
the whole day to yourself; you
can go on-line, play video games
and you can throw your underwear
and socks on the floor and I won't
get mad ----
Daughter: I'll tell him about
my boy friend tomorrow ---
Boy: I'll show him my report card
tomorrow ---
woof!
LET'S RACE.
CAN YOU SEE THE PAY DISPARITY NOW?
TODAY IS EASTER EGG HUNT, PAY EXTRA CAUTION ABOUT THE EGGS.
TARZAN, YOU MUST +
KNOW IVY LEAGUE.
Move to back seat?
I'm an American too.
IT'S A FAKE NEWS THAT MY FATHER COMMITED WAR CRIMES IN WWII
SO WAS IT FAKE NEWS THAT JAPAN WAS HIT BY NUKE BOMBS IN WWII?
HAPPY NEW YEAR OF
THE MONKEY.
YOU CAN'T
ASK THAT!
WATCH OUT HIS LEFT HOOK.
IGNORE HIM, WE ARE
NOT DIRTY'
JUNIOR IS A CLONE OF HIS FATHER.
NO KILLING FROM NOW ON, JUST EAT YOUR BURGER
GOT IT, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN FROM NOW ON.
ARE WE ON
A WEBSITE?
WHY DID YOU DRESS UP
IN THE NUDE CHATROOM?
CASUAL FRIDAY.
BEST SELLSMAN AWARD
TO YOU.
LET ME CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATE.
ANOTHER AI?
SIGH, EGG SHORTAGE.
DAD, CONGRESS
APPROVED THE
PLAN TO ATTACK
IRAQ.
THANK YOU
MINI ME.
WHAT? NOT WHAT, WHA
WHO? WHY?
WELCOME YEAR OF RAM.
ECFA? EGG FART. HAHAHA.
AFTER SO MANY YEARS, CHANG-O IS FINALLY HOME AND i HOPE SHE IS STILL HOT
REPUBLICAN, YOU ARE URGLY.
DEMOCRAT, YOU ARE SCARY.
BECAUSE OF THE HIGH PRICE,PEOPLE ARE EATING LESS TURKRYS THIS YEAR.
HELLO, I'M HOME.
THANK YOU INFLATION.
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